February 2011
I'm ugly. I'm aware of that.
You don’t have to remind me.
When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH!
For all y’all saying that Zack’s penis is small, you’re in for a big surprise when you mess around with guys. lolz.
January 2011
When I’m texting a guy I like, and he tells me goodnight at 10.
Everyone on here gets butthurt over EVERYTHING.
jeeze.
calm down.
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Your period
monkeysluthasbeenblown:
barrypotter-:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
AND YOU GET HORNY AS FUCK
HORNY AS FUCK
always...
NICKI MINAJ AND THE LONELY ISLAND “CREEP”
I’M SCREAMINGALSGKAJHDSLFKJASDLFKJAGBA
Drake and Nicki Minaj are just so attractive.
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If I married Godsey, my initials would be the same.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhng
FUCK
THE MY GIRL FRIDAY SHOW TONIGHT.
THE ONE I CAN’T MAKE IT TO BECAUSE OF WORK.
STEPHEN IS GOING.
FUCKFUCKFUCK.
I WANT TO HARASS HIM.
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Okay. So I’m gonna try and explain something about myself. idk if it’ll even make sense. haha. but anyways~ okay, I have this thing (i don’t remember what it’s called) but it’s a reaction to certain things, and I really can’t help it.
Okay, like, with needles, I pass out. well, I used to, I’ve gotten better. I just get really dizzy when I’m...
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…oxytocin is what’s released during labor….
that’s what I learned in anatomy class anyway.
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When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
sandhyayo:
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I will never understand why being a virgin is an...
accio-sirius:
is everyone smokin’ hookah except me?? damn. lolz.
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phetus:
roses are red
violets are blue
you’re adopted
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Omg. I’m watching SVU and the smugglers put a fuckin monkey in a basketball.
How sneaky is that??? omg. touche.
SAM
samatmusto:
loveinaflashingroom:
HE’S A SASSY BITCH
ASFLGKJASLDFKJASLDFJKGASDLKGAS
omg I called him sassysteele
I cried. omg lakdsjfa
WHAT IF HE CHANGES HIS NAME