February 2011
I'm ugly. I'm aware of that.
You don’t have to remind me.
Feb 1st
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When my mom's like "You missed a spot." I'm like,
YOU DO IT BITCH! 
Feb 1st
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For all y’all saying that Zack’s penis is small, you’re in for a big surprise when you mess around with guys. lolz. 
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
When I’m texting a guy I like, and he tells me goodnight at 10.
Jan 31st
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Everyone on here gets butthurt over EVERYTHING. jeeze. calm down. 
Jan 31st
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Your period
monkeysluthasbeenblown: barrypotter-: The negatives Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week You want to claw everybodys face off CRAAMMPSS! You cry over everything that goes wrong Back pain Your face breaks out Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house Your jeans won’t zip The positives You’re not pregnant AND YOU GET HORNY AS FUCK HORNY AS FUCK  always...
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NICKI MINAJ AND THE LONELY ISLAND “CREEP” I’M SCREAMINGALSGKAJHDSLFKJASDLFKJAGBA
Jan 30th
Drake and Nicki Minaj are just so attractive. 
Jan 29th
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If I married Godsey, my initials would be the same.  hhhhhhhhhhhhhhng
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FUCK
THE MY GIRL FRIDAY SHOW TONIGHT. THE ONE I CAN’T MAKE IT TO BECAUSE OF WORK. STEPHEN IS GOING. FUCKFUCKFUCK. I WANT TO HARASS HIM.
Jan 29th
Listen Read My Mind - Alex Goot ft. Taylor Jardine from...
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Okay. So I’m gonna try and explain something about myself. idk if it’ll even make sense. haha. but anyways~ okay, I have this thing (i don’t remember what it’s called) but it’s a reaction to certain things, and I really can’t help it.  Okay, like, with needles, I pass out. well, I used to, I’ve gotten better. I just get really dizzy when I’m...
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…oxytocin is what’s released during labor…. that’s what I learned in anatomy class anyway. 
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When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
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I will never understand why being a virgin is an...
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is everyone smokin’ hookah except me?? damn. lolz. 
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phetus: roses are red violets are blue you’re adopted
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Omg. I’m watching SVU and the smugglers put a fuckin monkey in a basketball. How sneaky is that??? omg. touche. 
Jan 28th
SAM
samatmusto: loveinaflashingroom: HE’S A SASSY BITCH ASFLGKJASLDFKJASLDFJKGASDLKGAS omg I called him sassysteele I cried. omg lakdsjfa WHAT IF HE CHANGES HIS NAME
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