December 2011
twuebwud:
being short is dumb
the only adjectives i ever get are “little” and “adorable”
my dreams of ever being a hot ass bitch are ruined
omg
I always want to fix everything.
but I can’t fix this :/
my pussy good. my pussy sweet. my pussy good...
iamthedarius:
cocaineaddiction:
Omg @kayleenallover
How do you get a bear to stop masturbating?
siete-bella:
Paint it’s dick green and gold and it won’t be able to beat it!
omg. lmao.
fbht:
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
they’ll never know
1 tag
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
africans:
hundreds of years in the future
scientists discover what they believe is an ancient war chant from the 21st century
shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots
derpes:
o’doyle rules